Thursday, August 11, 2011

You wanker!

       I do it. You do it. Everybody does it or has done it at least once in their life. There are times when I might do it three or four times a day. I've done it at work, at the movies, in the park, on a train and on a bus. The thing is, nobody ever really wants to talk about it, not in private, not in public and sometimes not even to themselves, until now. MASTURBATION. It is the a great way to relieve stress, it alleviates sexual frustration and is a great way to kill some time on a rainy Saturday afternoon.

   

       Some people look down on this. They call it self abuse. I think it's only abuse when you've done it so much that James the giant peaches are bruised beyond recognition and they're sore to the touch. When things get that bad it's time to call a doctor, a therapist and a psychiatrist. The doctor will check you out to make sure that you haven't crippled James for life. The psychiatrist will give you a pill or three to help get that O.C.D. in check and last but not least the therapist will help you get to the root of, whatever the fuck is wrong with you. When it gets that bad there are probably several things wrong upstairs and rubbing one out is just the physical manifestation of those underlying mental issues.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kkg20NI-8Y  
      I would like to share with you a few of the things I've learned about MASTURBATION.



Masturbation Myths

By , About.com Guide

Myth
It's more acceptable for boys to masturbate than girls.

Fact
It's natural for boys and girls to masturbate - both do it.

Myth
A child who masturbates has been exposed to sexual information that is not appropriate for his/her age.

Fact
From birth, children explore their bodies by touching. They learn this feels good. Showing knowledge of sexual acts besides masturbation could mean they've been exposed to inappropriate sexual information.

Myth
Masturbation causes acne or loss of eyesight.

Fact
This oldie but goodie probably ties to the fact that teenagers generally start masturbating around the same time puberty hits, which is also the time of acne and when many teens get glasses.

Myth
Masturbation causes sexually transmitted diseases.

Fact
In order for a disease to be 'transmitted', you need two people. Mutual masturbation is actually taught in some sex education courses as a way to avoid sexually transmitted diseases.

Myth
Masturbation causes hair to grow on your palms.

Fact
About 98% of adults have reported that they've masturbated at some time in their lives. I don't know anyone with hair on their palms. How about you?

Myth
Teenagers shouldn't masturbate often, as they will lose the ability to have children.

Fact
Teenagers will tend to masturbate more often than adults as their hormone levels are at the highest they will be in their lifetime. Remember to knock when their door is closed - and don't worry - they will still be able to give you grandchildren. 

       So weather you peal the banana or beat the beaver it's healthy natural fun when done in moderation and if you get it on video you can make some money in your spare time. I won't judge you, just the quality of your video.

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